Flying Kites 

The effect of having just smoked marijuana and being "higher" than normal.

I turned to my friend and asked, "I think today is a nice day for flying kites. Don't you?"

In turn my friend said, "...but it's night...and we don't have kites."

I shook my head, "I mean lets go smoke that fuzzy green stuff you dork."

Flying Kites by Moira Nyx November 4, 2009

Flying Kites 

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!

Flying Kites by Derethad June 24, 2010

flying kites 

another way of saying tripping on acid.

Hippy 1: "I like flying kites."
Hippy 2: "Me too."

flying kites by davins February 23, 2009

Flying kites 

Slang for telling jokes or doing a comedy act.

I'll be performing at the Comedy Studio this Friday night and I'll be flying kites at 9 PM.

Flying kites by Bobby Bou April 18, 2011

Flying Kite 

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.

Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.

Flying Kite by Creed Cur June 19, 2022

flying a kite 

(1)mail sent to or from jail, for or from inmates
their basic means to keeping contact with those on the outside.
also may contain details on who someone wants to be killed
(these persons are known as "hard candy")

"When I'm 'Flying A Kite'...
Prison Niggas Off Shit With A Quick Letter"
-Curtisey

flying a kite by Brick-City August 19, 2006

Kite-Flying Parents 

Back-to-the-earth parents who would rather their children find creative ways to express themselves than play competitive sports like soccer.

Kite-Flying Parents think that painting the top of an umbrella with festive finger paints or making bird feeders out of pinecones and peanut butter are activities that are better suited for children.

Kite-Flying Parents by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004