Touching Jesus

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

by Derethad June 22, 2010

Flying Kites

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!

by Derethad June 22, 2010