Definitions by Derethad

Flying Kites 

To get high, generally by the use of marijuana.

Yo wanna fly kites this weekend?
Yeah bro!

Can't believe we are flying kites right now!
Shut up, your ruining the high!

Flying Kites by Derethad June 24, 2010

Touching Jesus 

Getting high, usually by using marijuana. Commonly misunderstood for masturbating.

Yo man I'm touching Jesus right now!
Gross.

Nah, i mean spiritually!
Oh nice bro!

Touching Jesus by Derethad June 24, 2010