flying vagina attack

A form of physical aggression performed by a female, wherein she leaps into the air and slams her groin into another's (male OR female) chest. Also considered to be a sexual position from one of the long-lost chapters of the Kama Sutra.

Susan: John, I'm tired of your shit!

John: Shut up, bitch!

Susan: flying vagina attack!

(Wherein Susan proceeds to leap in the air and slam her vagina into John's chest, knocking the wind out of him.)

by six30two December 22, 2010

Fly Vagina

When one’s pubic hair sticks through the front of one’s underwear giving it the spiky texture of a fly’s body.

“Yeah, I just couldn’t go through with it. He had too much Fly Vagina for my liking.”

by €utie¥ootie April 12, 2020