€utie¥ootie's definitions

Baby Batter

Def 1: What guys who have never been laid call their cum.

Def 2: A sad, pathetic way to say "jizz".

"Oh yeah, I'm totally gonna let my baby batter out all over her." Fantasized Todd, the overly ambitious virgin.

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

BuzzFeed

Trash.

"Honey, can you please take out the BuzzFeed it's starting to smell!"

by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017

Lobster Milkshake

The act of jumping around on a trampoline at maximum altitude/speed while lactating lobster bisque, then feeding the lactation to your partner via breastfeeding. Can happen to males or females.

See lobster milk or lobster nuts for alternate definitions.

"Kelly and I tried out the next step in our realtionship by her giving me a Lobster Milkshake. Too bad I'm allergic to crab."

by €utie¥ootie August 5, 2017

Bukkale

To ingest massive amounts of kale and then dousing a partner in kale-flavored/colored semen.

The vegan equivalent of bukkake that stains one's skin green.

"Oh no this isn't toothpaste, it's just leftover bukkale from last night."

"Everyone knows I'm not a virgin anymore because of my bukkale incident last night."

by €utie¥ootie August 6, 2017

Fly Vagina

When one’s pubic hair sticks through the front of one’s underwear giving it the spiky texture of a fly’s body.

“Yeah, I just couldn’t go through with it. He had too much Fly Vagina for my liking.”

by €utie¥ootie April 12, 2020