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Junker Flunker

1. An old car that doesn't qualify for the $4,500 cash trade-in incentive from the government because it gets more than 15 mpg.
2. The sudden realization that your old beater vehicle is lost in the twilight zone between "generally worthless" and "totally worthless," forcing you to keep driving it for another year -- at least.
"I just looked up the mileage for my 1996 RAV4. The stupid Junker Flunker gets 16 mpg, which means I won't be getting any of that government cash after all. Drat!"
Junker Flunker by Peter Kobs July 29, 2009
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having to repeat a grade because of failing
nahh man im supposed to be in the 11th grade ... i flunked 2nd.
flunked by tsunamii.d May 5, 2018

mother flunker 

A loophole swearword for "motherfucker".
She called her teacher a mother flunker, and almost got away with it.
mother flunker by Aconiteum May 15, 2018

Flungella 

When a man ejaculates on a blond girls ass and makes an asian girl lick it up while hitting her in the face with his penis.
It takes a special type of persuasion to pull off the flungella successfully.
Flungella by acebutterflyturd February 9, 2010

Flunkerton 

Flunkerton is a game played in The Office Olympics. You strap a ream of paper to the bottom of each players feet and they race to the finish.
Phyllis wins gold in Flunkerton!!!
Flunkerton by Dwighth8sjim March 16, 2010
A good for nothin' waste of space that will never get into a university. Does nothing but smoke dope and play games all day. Never pays attention in class, and will never become anything useful in life.
Because Robert played games all day, he never went to university. His parents were ashamed of their son becoming such a flunker.
Flunker by must_be_the_router November 5, 2014