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Flukkake 

The gross nasty sticky phlegm that flys out of your mouth when you cough or sneeze, usually getting stuck to your sleeve or skin. The phlegm also usually looks like bukkake.
Guy 1: "Oh dude I have a really bad cough and got flukkake all over my shirt!"
Guy 2: "What?"
Guy 1: "You know that nasty snotty stuff that shoots out of your mouth whem you cough that looks like bukkake."
Flukkake by Fleuryballs October 5, 2016
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Flukkake 

Floo-kah'-kee

When you sneeze and massive amounts of snot cover your mouth and chin.
I just sneezed and it was full on flukkake.
Flukkake by Ausfahrt November 27, 2017
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An event in which multiple parties enter into an agreement where one individual is kneeling in the middle of the circle and everyone takes turns farting in their mouth.
Often confused with the popular term Bukkake which was actually influenced by the ancient act of Fukkake.

Hey dude! There is a crazy fukkake going down in Dump City later tonight at the Fart Factory. Slam a can of Bush's best and meet me at 9:30pm.
Fukkake by Fart Boys II February 19, 2023
A variation on the male fetish that includes one squirt (pussy juice, juice, fluid) recipient, and at least 3 or more squirt donors. Usually the recipient either kneels down on the ground, or sits on a couch and the women (usually in a circular formation as to encompass the recipient) proceed to pleasure themselves until they each climax upon the face/body of the recipient.
1. Simon loves to lay back, whilst Becki, Emily and Alex give him the best fukkake experience of his life.

2. Judith was disgusted to learn her daughter was a regular fukkake donor.
Fukkake by Sial Buckroy July 20, 2019

Flokkake 

When the pollen count is high, irritating your hay-fever. This is caused by the flowers participating in a bukkake, shooting plant based jizz into your face.
Do you have any loratadine? This flokkake is really going for my eyes.
Flokkake by Flowerjizz May 17, 2025

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026