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Flugger is a trans man who prefers to be in the company of older men with erectile disfunction. The older men are usually Asian and have other underlying health problems. The flugger enjoys because the softer the penis, the easier the entry.

The first flugger was a trans man by the name of Luke Watermelon in 1937, sadly he died of internal bleeding a few moments after intercourse.
Old Asian man named Wong- “Ching Ching bang bing”
Flugger named JaMichael- “Show me the dick little man
Wong-“Waga wha bing bang” (I am nervous)
JaMichael-“Give me the little slug it I’m gone”
Flugger by Alabaster Negus December 12, 2018
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dude check out that flugger in irc.
flugger by Lolman June 27, 2006
hahaha, krista has flugger
flugger by flogger dunkin April 5, 2009

Muckle flugger 

These damn muckle fluggers are everywhere!
Muckle flugger by JeskaM May 11, 2018
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016
The man saw his ex-girlfriend in the elevator in his apartment building.
He began to remember their relationship in vivid detail, most of it good some of it bad. He recalled the fights, the love making, and one strange incident where a pet cocker spaniel may or may not of been thrown out of a window.
The man decided at that moment that all this bickering and fighting wasn't worth ending a relationship so full of love.
As the man began to open his mouth to utter those three little words with tears filling his eyes he realised something....she never returned his Nando's rewards card!
The man then headed towards the elevator door and produced the most vile flugget. As the woman's face made the ungodly shape of a smacked arrsehole, the man smirked, flipped her off, mentioned she had something in her teeth and began his life without her!
Flugget by GozUnlimited July 20, 2016

Anal flagger 

A person who's a very obnoxious asshole. An anal flagger is someone who has passed the level of douchebag in their behavior and is headed for asshat status.
Steve: "Everyone hates Todd because he's so rude and obnoxious! He acts like such a douchebag!"
Ryan: "Yeah, Todd's a real anal flagger!"
Anal flagger by Caryn Rose January 25, 2009