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Fluff Wife 

A non-working wife, usually either an expat or very wealthy. Fluff Wives are not the primary caregiver for their children. That is the job of the maid/nanny.

A Fluff Wife 'fills' up her days fluffing around with prolonged visits to the salon, meeting friends for morning coffee, lunch or afternoon coffee and obviously spending lots of time shopping.

All the above activities will be carried out in the company of other Fluff Wives. The main topics of conversation are 1) Gossip, 2) Gossip, 3) Gossip, 4) Competing stories of their 'exceptional' child/ren's antics and 5) Name dropping.
A Fluff Wife and her friends some of the other Fluff Wives gathered at the salon for a creme bath and pedicure session, followed by coffee at Starbucks.

"Oh" said Agatha, "You'll never guess who has been invited to perform at the embassy party next week, my little Jimmy of course. Such an angelic voice he has. The Ambassador must of heard him sing at the school concert last week."
Fluff Wife by Tig-ger July 6, 2009
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
Word of the Day on July 6, 2026