Skip to main content

Flowerhorn 

A man that cannot maintain an erection long enough to insert it into their partner. Their horn, wilts like a flower.
"Oh that guy, he's a real flowerhorn. He's never fulfilled me sexually".
Flowerhorn by PG1979 June 23, 2024

FlowerMound Highschool 

FlowerMound highschool is a gay school full of rich white kids and Indians. Everyone’s racist and all the kids drive better cars than the teachers. Everyone hates eachother and can’t go a single day without starting shit. The cross country team is the only good sports team, but atleast our band is good. FlowerMound has a rivalry with Marcus Highschool. Marcus is gay. At FlowerMound all the girls are hoes and all the guys are fuckboys. If our football team can ever win more than 3 games in a season it’s a successful year that’s how bad we are. Football team please just win a single game. The freshman campus is better than the main campus what is wrong with this school.
“I had sex with my best friends boyfriend in his mansion.”
“Oh you must go to FlowerMound Highschool.”

Flowerwhore 

Someone who's smell is always better than flowers. Or someone who reminds you of flowers, or love flowers.
Laura, you smell pretty, what a flowerwhore.
Flowerwhore by Jerkface October 16, 2006

Flowermound Highschool 

Flower Mound High School is a good example of an idiot school with a bunch of rich kids. Imagine a school, but everyone has AirPods and wipes their butt with air pod toilet paper. Nobody knows anything, everyone just cheats off of the kids who they think know stuff but really don’t. Also language credits are required and they shouldn’t be, they are a waste of time.
Eat a lemon.
No, I go to flowermound highschool, I eat air pods
Flowermound Highschool by daddydurag February 19, 2019

flowerpony 

someone who thinks they are cool by acting "cool" or wearing certain clothes.
They think they are a horse but they are really just a pony so they wear flowers to subsatute for not being cool. they think they look cool becouse they are wearing flowers. But in reality they look like a flowerpony. Like a hipster.
flowerpony by GrimfullFate March 8, 2015

flowercore 

A genre that can be used to describe the new sound of certain bands most notably Inflames and Soilwork. Normally the vocals try to sound "br00tal" but actually end up sounding like celine dion trying to growl. Lyrical themes are typical emo teen angst to inner struggles, or even meaningless shit. Former talented Melodic death/Gothenburg bands Inflames & Soilwork currently lead the movement. Most of their current fans ignore the bands earlier sound and pretend it never existed, vice versa for the old fans.

Old Melodic Death Inflames Lyrics
"in your world, the day is no threat
in my world, there is an absence of light
"genetic superior cell" controlled
by the fathomless and unbearable" -Colony

New Flowercore Inflames Lyrics
"It burns, it rips, it hurts"- Leeches

Old Melodic Death Soilwork Lyrics
Treasurize this entertainment now!
By public demand we work for this pleasure. -Generation Speedkill.

New Flowercore Soilwork Lyrics
"I'm waiting for something to show,
I might as well (go kiss a guy)...
Just drag me down so low!" - Stabbing the Drama
Ander Friden: "It Huuuuurrrts IT RIPPPPS IT BUUURRRNSSS" *pulls out blade* */wrist*
Anders Friden: /wrists for flowercore!!
IF Fans: There are rumours that these guys had albums before Reroute to remain.
IF Fans2: Nah those who say that are just a bunch of posers.
------
Bjorn:I'm waiting for something to show, *kisses guy*
Rob Halford: Me Next!

flowercore by Anders Friden December 29, 2008