Flower-plot

a story that is overly descriptive, or a plot that is too "decorated".

What the fuck? It took me 2 fucking hours to finish reading about the fucking WALLPAPER. Fuck this story, it's a flower-plot.

Flower-plot by ouisch February 5, 2010

Flowerpott 

Flowerpott is the new canon ship name for James and Lily Potter.

Oh my god, I ship Flowerpott so much!

Flowerpott by flowerpott May 22, 2021

Flowerpot 

A term of endearment native to Northern England - similar to love, dear, pet, etc. Mostly used by parents or grandparents for their children/grandchildren.

Hello, my flowerpot! How are you?

Flowerpot by Aslan_63 October 18, 2010

flowerpotting 

The act of shoving two or more fingers up one's own anus for pleasure.

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about that guy flowerpotting himself last night?
Person #2: Yeah, he told me it was quite painful.

flowerpotting by Nick C. May 11, 2006

Ben and Jen the flowerpot men 

The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!

Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?

Ben and Jen the flowerpot men by kljwelkfjewklf December 9, 2008

Flowerpot 

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.

Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.

Flowerpot by LolWut098 September 26, 2021

Flowerpott 

The new canon ship name for James and Lily Potter.

Oh my god, I am a hardcore Flowerpott shipper!

Flowerpott by flowerpott May 22, 2021