flowerpotting

The act of shoving two or more fingers up one's own anus for pleasure.

Person #1: Hey, did you hear about that guy flowerpotting himself last night?
Person #2: Yeah, he told me it was quite painful.

by Nick C. May 11, 2006

Flowerpot

A term of endearment native to Northern England - similar to love, dear, pet, etc. Mostly used by parents or grandparents for their children/grandchildren.

Hello, my flowerpot! How are you?

by Aslan_63 October 18, 2010

Flowerpot

A girl who is pretty on the outside but has nothing of substance on the inside.

Bob: Shawty cute…
Joe: Yeah, too bad she a flowerpot though.

by LolWut098 September 26, 2021

flowerpot

A homosexual male or gay man

Any man that sleep with little boys is a flowerpot too.

by A J Dunn January 27, 2008

sloppy flowerpot

The act of pooping on a girls vagina during her period cycle than watering it down with a good piss

Your a good gardener girl. Do you want to to come over later and I can give you a sloppy flowerpot

by Buckfucker May 11, 2015

Ben and Jen the flowerpot men

The sexiest couple ever, despite the fact they argue over who loves each other more, it has been proven countless times that it is infact Ben who loves Jen more. It is believed they will spend FOREVER together!

Have you seen Ben and Jen the flowerpot men today?

by kljwelkfjewklf December 09, 2008

FlowerPot

when a female is around a man and want to sound a little cute or disreet, she'll say "excuse me i have to go empty the flowerpot"

Him: you ready to go bad ?

Her: Let me go empty the flowerpot first.

by Missjackson19 September 17, 2018