Floriviane 

Sexiest girl alive ;) with the most unique name, so unique that she had to write the meaning of her name herself 😌
(Plus sérieusement) according to her mama, Floriviane was originally Floriane inspired by the French word flower (fleur pour les imbeciles)

“Floriviane is a Queen.” :)

Floriviane by FlofloD November 20, 2021

Floridian tail pipe 

The act of putting ones anus to the intake side of a running hair dryer and passing wind. The hair dryer serves to expel the noxious gas further and at a higher velocity and also heats the fart to further accentuate the auroma. Often times the hairdryer is aimed into an unsuspecting persons face. It is called a Floridian tail pipe as a homage to its creator who resides in Florida.

It took hours for Shirley to get the fart smell out of her clothes after I hit her with the ol' Floridian tail pipe.

Floridian tail pipe by Beckerman May 14, 2010

Floridian Predators

Referring to the elderly community that lives in South Florida. Due to their lack of mobility, and tendency to wear floral shirts, they blend into the natural background like the monster from the Arnold Schwarzenegger movie The Predator. Only with dentures this time.

"I was walking up from the beach earlier today, and ran straight into a Floridian Predator." "Impossible to see those guys!"

"Dude look out!" "You are walking straight towards a group of Floridian Predators!"

Floridian Predators by Pill Collins January 12, 2010

Floridian Popsicle 

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it

My girlfriend did a Floridian Popsicle

Floridian Popsicle by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015

The Floridian Fruit Sack

When you grab ur balls like a sack of oranges and smack your girlfriend in the face with them.

I just gave her the floridian fruit sack!

The Floridian Fruit Sack by Benourtney October 13, 2012

floriane 

is a word for a girls name .unique and probably litterly the awesomest person you well ever get the pleasure of meeting ;). can light up a room with her thugnifasince, get guys or girls on there knees with a snap of her fingers and start a wild intence dance party with one simple head spin.

your so floriane you got all dim bitchaz bojangaling

floriane by skittle whore February 7, 2010

floridian 2 week notice 

To call in sick to a job, then never show up again, usually out of some form of guilt.

Boss 1: Where's that new guy? He hasn't been here for like 2 days?

Boss 2: Well, he called out like 3 days ago, which was probably his Floridian 2 week notice

floridian 2 week notice by PJS May 14, 2006