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Floridisha 

Someone who smells of flowers, and has the sense of holiday about them.
e.g. You are so Floridisha its unreal!
Floridisha by kyle munsie 101 September 19, 2012
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Florididian 

Adj. Having the characteristics of Florida i.e. full of warmth, splendor, and ostentatious oppulence with a touch of violent danger.
All we need is some Stingrays in the pool and some naked foosball to make this party truly Florididian!

By "Stingrays" do you mean the deadly poisonous aquatic animals or the 1960's Chevrolet corvettes?

Either way man! What are you ... a pedant or something? Just load them in there before Lebron walks out.
Florididian by gnostic1 December 4, 2010

Floridia 

What the state known as "Florida" should be called. If you live there, you are a Floridian, hence your state should be Floridia.

See: Canadia

Resident: How's it goin', eh? Where you folks from?

Tourist: We're from Florida!

Resident: Oh, you're a Floridan.

Tourist: We're called Floridians.

Resident: So, you're from Floridia.

Tourist: No. Florida. Flo-ri-da.

Resident: Right. Floridan.

Tourist: I hate Canadia.
Floridia by Chuck Canuck March 10, 2009

Floridia Coastline 

A Flordia coastline is when someone uses a bathroom and before taking a dump stuffs the toilet with toiletpaper, takes a dump leaving it resting ontop of the paper creating a horrible odor, duplicating a refugee on a raft. Tan, floating and smelly
Joe: oh my god what is that smell in the office! Jimbo: ha ha ha I left a Floridia coastline in the bathroom. Joe: That was a good one!
Floridia Coastline by Brian Mars December 20, 2008

floridish 

when a person starts acting weird, like a man from Florida.
OMG man, why had you kidnapped a scientist to make your dog immortal? U are so floridish...
floridish by lennydex September 27, 2018

Fordishay 

It's a Fordishay! I have one. It comes free with your fucking Xbox.
DJ got the Fordishay, the Fordishay.
Fordishay by DJ Fordishay January 11, 2021
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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