An action or event so incredibly stupid, trashy and/or inexplicably bizarre and defying common sense and logic which always only seems to be committed by or in the state of Florida.
Maye: "Hey Sam! did you hear about the new developments in Floridaography?"
Sam: "The data around the Florida men and the RKOing of Alligators, right?"
A man of weak virtues making him an overindulging pig who is often a fat loser who is awkward and second to all in every situation they find themselves in