Florida State Trooper Share definition Flag Glorified traffic police. In most cases a douche and/or bitch. I cant believe that bitch just gave me a 266 dollar ticket what a cunt that's why i hate Florida State Troopers Florida State Trooper by Zer0Acid July 6, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Florida State Trooper mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch