Florda

A person who isn't full blown retarded. But their intelligence is somewhere between a defecated diaper and squirrel drool.

That boy is a florda.

by Dozerbear April 16, 2020

Florda

A human zoo

Dwight: i want to go to Florda

Jim: i want to go to Florda

Dwight: IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM!

by Glitch Town November 24, 2020

Florida Chen

This name contains "Florida" but it is nothing related to the American state Florida. This name is used by Indonesian girls. People with this name are pretty and smart. Seems like they're absolutely perfect, but not exactly. They have smelly feet but they love to smell their own feet. Rather than working at good companies using their good career, they prefer to work as a prostitute and have a sex with any boys. Many boys, however, never knows their background and just have sex with them.

Joel was travelling to Indonesia last week. She met a pretty girl named Florida Chen. He immediately fell into a love to her and both of them went to a hotel. Every night Joel was in Indonesia, they had sex everyday based on the request of Florida Chen. Joel was wondering why she became a prostitute, so he asked her. He then realised that she graduated from a well-known university and had a high CGPA. He felt so weird and ask her once again. However, this was her reply:

"Joel, what's the point you ask this kind of questions? Is it really a problem I have a sex with boys? I also smell my own feet everyday. I love it. You MUST smell my feet NOW, or else you cannot go back to your own country. Understand?"

Joel then smell Florida Chen's feet. It was smelly, but he liked it.

by Maggie JT July 14, 2022

florida juice

Another name for Gatorade. Native Floridian slang for the beverage.

Person 1: "Do you have any Florida juice?"

Person 2: "Yes, would you like red or blue?"

by Florida Womannne April 2, 2019

Floralba

Floralba is a person who is so sensitive, sweet, kind and loveable. She will always have your back and if you are really close to the person make sure you never screw up the bond you 2 have because loosing a Floralba will be the worst thing you’ve ever done. She is the type of person you could and should tell everything to. She gives great advice and will always be the realest. She seems to know a lot and is very artistic! But don’t get on her bad side or she could and would beat a bitch

Have you talked to Floralba, she’s so sweet

by Dongding1999 February 5, 2019

Floriana

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's the most perfect girl in the entire world. She's beyond gorgeous. She's intelligent, funny and once again beyond gorgeous. She will make you laugh everyday even at the worst mood. Don't let her go, your life will end.

I love you Floriana

She's amazing! She's a Floriana.

by Thatguysdsd December 9, 2012

Flodafinil

Flodafinil (Flmodafinil; Fluoromodafinil; CRL-40,940; Lauflumide), is a eugeroic (wakefulness enhancer) that is 2 to 4 times stronger than Modafinil. It used to be sold everywhere. Now, it's harder to find. Eugeroic king NZT has Flodafinil, as well as other ingredients. Eugeroic king NZT has 100mg of Flodafinil per capsule. Flodafinil last 12+ hours and the dose range is 75mg to 200mg. It's more stimulating, dopaminergic, and wakefulness enhancing and histaminergic than Modafinil.

I tried 1 eugeroic king NZT capsule and was awake for hours! Thanks Flodafinil!

by HawaiianPunch1 September 12, 2022