Floppy Drived 

When you are going to nut after spanking it to porn, and cum in the floppy drive of your dad’s old work computer.

We don’t use that computer anymore, not after Jacob floppy drived it.

Mom… I think Grandpa floppy drived the computer again.

Floppy Drived by tedmosbysexarchitect December 27, 2021

Floppy Drive 

When you have a limp dick, but still trying to fuck. So you shove it in anyway while driving down the highway.

This chick was so ready to go but I was going 60 down the highway, so I had to floppy drive that bish!

Floppy Drive by deakonlogic May 17, 2018

Floppy Dick Drive 

This is a sexual act, where the male participant enters the female vagina, just like sex, except the male can't get hard. Sometimes beacuse the male has had too much sexual activity within a short period of time, or just because he's an impatent Runt.

Floppy Dick Drive
Women: "Is it in?"
Man: "erm..."

Floppy Dick Drive by Jacksc2 July 5, 2006