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Richard can't chop wood to save his life he's such a chop flop
Chop flop by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

flop 'n' chop 

Altering the handlebars on a bike by flipping drop bars (typical road bike handlebars) over and cutting them down into bull horn handlebars.
Old Schwinn fixie conversion with flop 'n' chop (bullhorn) handlebars.
flop 'n' chop by UltramaticOrange November 9, 2009

flop 'n' chop 

"What appointment are you here for today?" asked the urologist.
"Flop 'n' chop!" I said, while enjoying the buzz of my Valium pill.
flop 'n' chop by Mindraker May 1, 2009

Poke Chop Flop 

When you're served a fresh cut of pork, then you take your dick out and flop it around on the bar in appreciation.
How is the pork chop, sir?

* Takes dick out and flops it around *

Poke Chop Flop
Poke Chop Flop by LunchK1ng July 19, 2013

Flop the chop

To pull out one's penis in order to either urinate or for sexual purposes.
"Excuse me, I just need to go 'flop the chop'. I'll be back in a moment.
Flop the chop by Melbear August 18, 2018

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026