Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....

1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world

FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Aunt Flomance

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.

Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.

Aunt Flomance by caityk February 5, 2010

Get merch

Flomaton

The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.

Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.

Flomaton by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008

Get merch

Flomawer

Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D's favourite dish. The flomawer originated in the late 69420th Century after the great war of the cocriders. The dish is fairly simple and is made up of flour, cocrider special sauce and a mystical flower only found under Arib Al-Islam's bed. The flomawer has a tangy yet pleasant taste that is only eaten by the most intellegent specimens with over 69 IQ (such as Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D).

John: I'm such a smart specimen I had a flomawer on saturday.

Flomawer by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022

Get merch