The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.
Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D's favourite dish. The flomawer originated in the late 69420th Century after the great war of the cocriders. The dish is fairly simple and is made up of flour, cocrider special sauce and a mystical flower only found under Arib Al-Islam's bed. The flomawer has a tangy yet pleasant taste that is only eaten by the most intellegent specimens with over 69 IQ (such as Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D).
John: I'm such a smartspecimen I had a flomawer on saturday.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.