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Laurens new nickname is flomar.
flomar by Trixta December 9, 2007
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(flo-mar) noun
-interjection Alien.

1. Proper name for dog, in Alien
2. Given name to cuddling human dog
Hey, look at that little Flomar.

I love Flomar soo much I could just squeeze him!
Flomar by Kates<3 September 10, 2009
Fucking Loser Retard

NOT to be used on actual mentally retarded people...thats just cruel...

ONLY for use on people who act retarded but aren't

For example....
1.Matt sharted at the party last night and didn't go home to change his pants...the flotard

2.Denise was being such a flotard today in english...Wtf was her problem?

See?
2nd most "amazing" word in the world
FloTard by Fucktarded Scarecrow July 31, 2009

Aunt Flomance 

The female version of a Bromance.

The complicated love and affection shared between two straight females.

Females who spend so much time together their periods are synced.
Angus: My girl spends so much time with with her friends she has no time for me.

Alex: Yeah, they totally have an Aunt Flomance.
Aunt Flomance by caityk February 5, 2010

Flomaton 

The greatest small town in America. The town's main activities consist of consuming large amounts of alcohol on a creek bank. Mainly, due to the lack of anything better to do. More than half of the town's residents have been to jail on a charge related to drinking and/or drugs. 70% of the female population are whores. 30% will have at least one baby before the age of 21.
Let's go to Flomaton and get trashed.
Flomaton by lidgefromflomaton August 13, 2008

Flomawer 

Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D's favourite dish. The flomawer originated in the late 69420th Century after the great war of the cocriders. The dish is fairly simple and is made up of flour, cocrider special sauce and a mystical flower only found under Arib Al-Islam's bed. The flomawer has a tangy yet pleasant taste that is only eaten by the most intellegent specimens with over 69 IQ (such as Ronak Jasonseelan 8=D).
John: I'm such a smart specimen I had a flomawer on saturday.
Flomawer by JinglyJangly December 8, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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