Flizbitch 

Somebody who is likely to and often flips a bitch.

Child A: Did you tell your mom you got expelled?

Child 2: Nah, That flizbitch would disown me.

Flizbitch by weeeeeeeenis May 25, 2009

Frisbitch 

The sport where one player must throw a frisbee 20 feet away through the opponents legs. Played with nothing but a fribee, and it's considered a great drinking game.

Rules: Frisbitch is an individual sport played one-on-one. The frisbee must be in the air when it passes in between the opponent's legs. If the player scores, the player gets one point. They are not penalized for missing. The two players take turns trying to score until someone reaches 5 points (win by 2 with redemption). The distance between the players must be a minimum of 20 feet. For girls, the distance may be shortened.

Certain Conditions: Typically by the end of the match, the players would have been hit in the shins, ankles, thighs, and private area, causing bruises and black-n-blues. Opponents do their best to stay in their "legs-spread" position without reacting to the frisbee coming towards them. Players sometimes move their body slightly when it comes toward them, trying to avoid being hit but it could affect whether the frisbee goes between the legs or not.

Fouls: If a player commits three fouls during the match, then a point is awarded to the opponent for that foul and for the fouls committed after that. Fouls could include: physical fighting, throwing wild above the waist, confronting the line judge, or blocking the frisbee.

Creation: Created by Craig Camara and Matthew Turner on September 18, 2010 at Hofstra University.

I've been waiting all week for Friday Night Frisbitch.

Frisbitch by TheAwkwardBMAC October 2, 2010

Fitbitch

A person (usually female) who plays down the fact that they are wearing a fitbit, while simultaneously showing it off to everyone within hearing range of their upper-middle class voice.

Mindy: Hey Danae, is that a fitbit?
Danae: Oh, yes it is... It cost me $300 and it's the latest model, AGAIN, but I just use it to monitor my sleep patterns.
Mindy: Oh, Ok.
Danae: Ughh OMG, I'm at 6500 steps and Tabatha is at 8000. Now I will have to speed walk around Whole Foods in my yoga pants, just to get to my calorie target.
Mindy: Oh, Danae. You are such a fitbitch.

Fitbitch by Slap the Penguin August 12, 2015

fitbitch

To fake fitbit activity by attaching it to your dog and letting it run outside.

"I'm too tired to run today, I'm going to fitbitch it"

fitbitch by frenchpressedpuddin February 6, 2014

Fizzbitch 

An alcoholic drink consisting of 50% champagne, 30% tequila, and 20% blue Gatorade. The lack of a distinct taste means that you will be drunk before you even realise it's alcohol.

Originated at Dalhousie University

After a night of drinking Fizzbitch, nobody can guarantee where you will end up.

Fizzbitch by to7dal September 12, 2011

fizzbitch 

New flavor of Power Thirst energy drink.

"Power Thirst! With new flavors like Manana! Fizzbitch! And Gun!"

fizzbitch by Brittany Monster December 21, 2007

Lizbitch 

An amazingly talented young bugaboo who multi-tasks like no other. Contrary to her name, she is nobody's bitch. She is enigmatic, inspiring, and def gets down. Most desirable Doctor in town, gettt ittt! She's gorgeous, umm I mean FLAWLESS! niggah she's about her business!

May at times cuss like a sailor. On the weekends and some weekdays she drinks like a sailor. Most importantly, she knows how to rock the boat, unlike ANY sailor ;)

"Dear Dolly, I'm marrying Drizzy Drake, and you're not." -sincerely, lizbitch.

SASSY BITCH with refined class!

Lizbitch by juicyskittles February 5, 2010