FlipPhone 

The worst phone on the planet that is invincible

My flipphone sucks ass

FlipPhone by Cpuffchris1234567890 December 29, 2014

Acid Trip Flip Phone 

The Woodstock Generation’s answer to the Jitterbug Flip Phone, also remarkably easy to use, even when stoned or cognitively impaired.

We got our Dad an Acid Trip Flip Phone; he’ll probably still be using it when he’s down to one functional dendrite.

Acid Trip Flip Phone by Dr Bunnygirl September 14, 2019

flipponitchi

1. (verb)to jump into a wall and hang on by one's teeth (rediculous and not to be used litterally)
2. (verb) to swallow one's own tounge due to excessive talking at high speeds

1. PERSON A: oh man, I flipponitchi-ed on the outside oh my house yesterday
PERSON B: that's bogus dude, you've stll got all your teeth teeth

2. if Kelly doesn't slow down she'll flipponitchi, but if I give her the heimlich maneuver I'll be charged with sexual harassment.

flipponitchi by euphemism April 2, 2005

fliphole 

fliphole one who is a fuck and an asshole non vulgar and less offensive when calling someone a fuck or an asshole is unacceptable or unwanted

my boss cussed me out for being off from work sick for 2 days what a flipping fliphole

fliphole by littlejimmie May 16, 2019

fapphones 

Headphones that are used for the sole purpose of hiding the fact that you are watching porn.

My sister was in the next room, so I muted the volume and put on my fapphones.

fapphones by Anonymous States of America October 25, 2007

Fapphone 

Headphones you wear while fapping to videos on your computer so the sound can't be heard throughout the entire house.

Rob: Dude, I hate watching stuff on my computer when my roomates are home, I have to turn the sound off.

Steve: Get some fapphones man.

Fapphone by Phapper July 27, 2009

Texas Flip-phone 

A sandwich with dog poop in it.

"Well, she left a surprise in the sandwich. An old fashioned Texas Flip-phone."

Texas Flip-phone by Brick Sprickley January 17, 2009