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Flickerjelqing 

Flickerjelqing is one of the hardest most extreme feelings to achieve.

First you need to edge for a whole month straight to get erectile dysfunction because you can’t jelq if you’re hard. Then you must flickergoon from the pleasure produced by jelqing for a whole week straight no breaks. When time comes, you must let it all out, this will produce an unspeakable pleasure only some may ever feel. The dopamine is higher than taking fent and beware you will never be satisfied because of how overloaded your dopamine receptors became from Flickerjelqing.

Beware this is a long excruciating journey that will take a whole month to achieve.
Man I tried to achieve Flickerjelqing but only lasted 6 hours, this seems impossible

Somalian Flickerjelqing 

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.
Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

Romanian Flickerjelqing

Romanian Flickerjelqing is the modern technique of masturbating 5 times a day for 3 hours non-stop for 5 years straight. If you stop once the progress is ruined and you only have 1 shot at Romanian Flickerjelqing. After you masturbate for 5 years without breaks, your penis will have turned black and will begin to rot. When this happens you have to slowly, over the course of 2 months, stretch it until it gets to 10.5 inches long then you have to yank it while flicking until you can have the tip touch your nose. The flicking makes it regain feeling since it has rotted and this will also make your body generate sperm. If any mistake is made you risk having your penis rot off or rip off. This is a grueling process that dates back to the prehistoric time of the 1990s during Romania's birthrate crisis and was invented by George Emil Palade. Because of the long and grueling practice, only 3 people have ever been confirmed to have tried it.
"Dude, George Emil Palade said that Romanian Flickerjelqing will fix the birthrate crisis."