Flickerjelqing 

Flickerjelqing is one of the hardest most extreme feelings to achieve.

First you need to edge for a whole month straight to get erectile dysfunction because you can’t jelq if you’re hard. Then you must flickergoon from the pleasure produced by jelqing for a whole week straight no breaks. When time comes, you must let it all out, this will produce an unspeakable pleasure only some may ever feel. The dopamine is higher than taking fent and beware you will never be satisfied because of how overloaded your dopamine receptors became from Flickerjelqing.

Beware this is a long excruciating journey that will take a whole month to achieve.

Man I tried to achieve Flickerjelqing but only lasted 6 hours, this seems impossible

Flickerjelqing by The ultimate businessman October 13, 2024

Somalian Flickerjelqing 

A technique said to have originated in modern day Somalia as early as the 13th century. It was variation of modern flickerjelqing that has been lost to time, but records from the period indicate that the orgasm achieved by this method was so powerful that one would instantly expire upon the performance of said flickerjelq.

“Good morning class, today we will be learning about the significance and lasting impact of Somalian Flickerjelqing.”

Somalian Flickerjelqing by flickersounder January 31, 2025

Romanian Flickerjelqing

Romanian Flickerjelqing is the modern technique of masturbating 5 times a day for 3 hours non-stop for 5 years straight. If you stop once the progress is ruined and you only have 1 shot at Romanian Flickerjelqing. After you masturbate for 5 years without breaks, your penis will have turned black and will begin to rot. When this happens you have to slowly, over the course of 2 months, stretch it until it gets to 10.5 inches long then you have to yank it while flicking until you can have the tip touch your nose. The flicking makes it regain feeling since it has rotted and this will also make your body generate sperm. If any mistake is made you risk having your penis rot off or rip off. This is a grueling process that dates back to the prehistoric time of the 1990s during Romania's birthrate crisis and was invented by George Emil Palade. Because of the long and grueling practice, only 3 people have ever been confirmed to have tried it.

"Dude, George Emil Palade said that Romanian Flickerjelqing will fix the birthrate crisis."

Romanian Flickerjelqing by RightsideupFanta5 April 16, 2026

Flicker Jelqing 

It's the art of Jelqing but instead of pulling you flicker it around making it more efficient at the job and improving the size and experience of the Jelq.

AAGGHHHH FLICKER JELQING IS SO MUCH BETTER THEN JELQING

I JUST FLICKER JELQED ON THE TEACHER OMG!!!

Flicker Jelqing by JelqMaster3001 December 4, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004