Flexzoned

An event that had occurred presenting dominance over an individual(s) through a overwhelming presentation that can be displayed in various forms through the contraction or tensing of the user's individuality attribute(s) rightfully entitling the opposing individual(s) with titles like, "Little Sally" or "Small Sam".

My friend and I took out a stack of bills, only except his was all hundreds. I was flexzoned the rest of the night and left to cry myself to sleep later that night.

Flexzoned by DominantMS2 August 27, 2018

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Flex Zoned

When one is attempting to engage in sexual intercourse with a female and said female uses her vaginal muscles to shut the opening detering one's attempt in any sexual act involving the vagina rendering the male participant "flex zoned"

Jon: I was hooking up with this girl and I couldn't get my finger in and then she told my whole band about it, it was embarrassing.

Chat: Yo, you got flex zoned!

Flex Zoned by Narwhal Nation September 1, 2014

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Flex Zoned • flexbone • Flexponential

flexbone

(n). Flexbone is the penile state encountered when meeting an interested partner after too many alcoholic drinks. Also known as a chubber.

She was completely ready but my flexbone wasn't working.

flexbone by w.outstanding June 17, 2009

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Flexponential

Flexponential is a mix of the words “Flex” And “exponential”. the meaning of this word is a mix between both. The “exponential” strength of a person would be their Flexponential. a big bodybuilder or strongman would have high Flexponential. whereas a small scrawny guy would have low Flexponential.

“damn that bodybuilder is crazy flexponential” or “that skinny guy has no flexponential.

Flexponential by M1sta November 26, 2024

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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