Flexist
Richie: *flexes in mirror*
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt
Matt: Ugh stop flexing, get over yourself
Cassandra: Don't be a flexist Matt
Words you can keep
flexitarian
A silly word to categorise people whose eating habits don't already fit into a category but desperately want to belong to a label.
flexitarian by ignatios September 16, 2006
Related Words
Flexist • Flexista • flexisteppin • flexi-straight • flexitarian • flexisexual • flexitarium • Fexist • flemister • Flexest
Flexisexual
A sexuality in which one's sexual attraction changes over time, sometimes on a day to day basis, sometimes over the course of a month, depends on the person for the exact time. In labeling, one might just say they are flexisexual, or put another label for their main or most common attraction, or even put a label for the range their attraction goes through
"I thought she was hetero" "she was yesterday, now she is a lesbian, bet you anything she'll be all over guys again tomorrow, she is flexisexual, her attraction changes over time"
Flexisexual by RoseloverVi December 5, 2018
Non-octo flexitarian
A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.
Non-octo flexitarian by tomas2022 April 18, 2022
Flexitis
Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)
Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis
Flexitis by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018
flexisexual
A person of flexible sexual orientation. Whereas they flirt with and try to attract both sexes, yet refuses to identify as bisexual. This person will constantly alter which gender they are more attracted to. Often they will appear to be very androgynous, and hang out with the scene crowd.
"Dude, Is David kissing a guy? I thought he was straight."
"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."
"Nah, he's flexisexual. Give him an hour, he'll be hitting up some girl, and in 4 he'll be 'sleeping' with the guy."
flexisexual by Pilanus September 20, 2009
flexitarian
some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian
Rather than offend his hosts, he ate a good-sized portion of the spaghetti a la carbonara they offered rather than making a meal out of salad, bread & dessert. Why go hungry? I'm a flexitarian.
flexitarian by Mandingoe May 27, 2004
Word of the Day on September 15, 2006
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!
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Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
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Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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TLDU
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