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flexitarian 

A silly word to categorise people whose eating habits don't already fit into a category but desperately want to belong to a label.
Me? I'm flexitarian. It's like a vegetarian, but I eat meat too.
flexitarian by ignatios September 16, 2006

Non-octo flexitarian 

A person who prefers the vegetarian diet, but occasionally eats meat as long as it's not an octopus.
I can't have that octopus, sorry. Keep in mind I'm a non-octo flexitarian.

Flexitis 

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)
Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis
Flexitis by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018

flexitarian 

some one who essentially eats just vegetables (as well as fish, eggs & milk) who's not too uptight about eating meat ocaisionally as a matter of convenience; a lenient vegetarian
Rather than offend his hosts, he ate a good-sized portion of the spaghetti a la carbonara they offered rather than making a meal out of salad, bread & dessert. Why go hungry? I'm a flexitarian.
flexitarian by Mandingoe May 27, 2004
Word of the Day on September 15, 2006

flexitarian 

an omnivore who maintains a predominantly plant-based diet, but continues to eat animals (including fowl and sea animals).
Although Julie eats lots of nuts, legumes, fruits, and vegetables in her daily diet, she is a self-proclaimed flexitarian who will periodically eat fish or chicken.
flexitarian by Beagle January 5, 2005

flexitarian 

being vego but making yourself a bacon and egg roll the morning after a bloody stonker of a night
flexitarian (sunday morning): nah mate it's not even real bacon, i swear!!
flexitarian by sunburntm8 November 10, 2020
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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