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Flexitis

Flexitis is a serious medical condition currently on the rise in North America. It pertains to cases of extreme flexing on your fellas even though the actually don't give half a shit. As of January 24th, 2017 the CDC had reported over 245 cases in 17 US States, and had voiced worries of the disease spreading out of country and possibly overseas.
(NOTE: This disease can only be diagnosed with someone holding a certified nigga pass)
Fella with flexitis: Yeah I got another 150 on deck its crazy
You: I'm sorry sir, but I may just have to diagnosis you with terminal flexitis
by wallabyfromjapasstv January 25, 2018
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Flexitime

Work Flexitime or flextime is a job where employees can choose: When they start their workday when they end their workday and/or how long their break is.
I work flexitime.

I don't like working flexitime really...
by bruhisbruuuuuuuuuuh May 24, 2022
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