Flesh Turd 

Flesh Turd- The newborn offspring of shitty parents. The parents often attempt to force pictures of their shiny new turd on to anyone with open eyes.

S.Parent- "Little billy is just the cutest!" *Shoves picture in your face*
HappyPerson- "Ew, no one wants to see your flesh turd!"

Flesh Turd by FleshTurder December 6, 2017

disgusting fleshy turd 

A legends way of trying to insult you.

Person 1: “Ur a loser”
Person 2: “Well ur a disgusting fleshy turd”

disgusting fleshy turd by A person you don’t know April 13, 2020

Like a turd that won't flush. 

“Like a turd that won't flush” can mean an excrement that you can‘t flush down the toilet. But when said to someone or about someone, it means an irritating person that just won’t go away.

It is mostly used in the latter sense.

Example 1:

He just keeps on bugging everyone and doesn’t know when to go away, like a turd that won't flush.

Example 2:

Guy 1: I don’t want him to come with us!

Guy 2: So why don’t we ignore him, and he might take the hint.

Guy 1: I doubt it, he’s like a turd that won't flush.

Like a turd that won't flush. by scooby007 January 17, 2011

turd that won't flush 

1. An extremely annoying person that keeps coming back and annoying you after repeatedly telling them to leave you alone.
2. Anything that is annoying that keeps recurring or reappearing.

Telemarketers are turds that won't flush.

turd that won't flush by Cannibus Indica April 12, 2004

turd that won't flush 

An annoying person who keeps popping up everywhere. Just when you think this person has dropped of the face of the earth, they show up. Similar when flushing a toilet, you walk away and notice the turd hasn't gone down all the way, requiring you to walk back, wait for the water to refill and reflush...

Man, that Mario Lopez from Saved By The Bell is a turd that won't flush. Just when I think his career is over, he jumps back into a made for tv movie.

turd that won't flush by earn7 December 9, 2008

fleshturbate

Masturbating using a Fleshlight or other sex toy masturbator.

I fleshturbate to a lot of porn

fleshturbate by Josh Jim November 13, 2010

Fleshtard 

1. A slang term used (often in transhumanist, cyberpunk, or sci-fi online communities) to describe someone who rejects, mocks, or refuses technological, cybernetic, or digital augmentation—clinging stubbornly to the limitations of flesh and biology.
2. The opposite of a clanker. Where a clanker is obsessed with mechanical or cybernetic identity, a fleshtard doubles down on being “organic only,” usually in a stubborn, dismissive, or mocking way.

“Stop being such a fleshtard—upload your brain like the rest of us.”
“The clankers think wires make them superior, but the fleshtards won’t even get a pacemaker.”

Fleshtard by theteamerchant October 2, 2025