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Flesh Beard

A beard that is so small and pitiful that you can see the skin through it. Flesh beards are very common in people that are to young to grow facial hair, but still try, thinking it makes them look cool by trying to grow a beard.
Matt: Robert, I just hit puberty!

Robert: Ugh, yeah and you have a flesh beard.

Matt: Shut up! I do not!

Robert: Yeah, you do. It makes you look like a dick.
Flesh Beard by TheNEScollector January 18, 2011
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flesh-colored beard 

extremely freaky beard thats the exact same color as the guys face... see: Spencer from 'The Hills'
-Whats he look like?
-He has a flesh-colored beard...
-EW!

fleshboard

The stomach of an overweight bather in the Atlantic Ocean trying to ride waves into the beach without a boogie-board.
"Since Bob put on the weight, he now rides his fleshboard in Wildwood."
fleshboard by chauncey July 20, 2004
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