Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.
woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho
by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019
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Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."
Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.
by LadyByrd September 21, 2010
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Flem

When your cough is chunky
Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”
by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020
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Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter June 05, 2011
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but flem

when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem
by D. Hine September 16, 2003
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flem

*hwaaak* ptt
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Flemmed

To get absolutely paralytic drunk and twatted.
Ahhh mate I’m gonna get absolutely flemmed tonight!!

Mate did you see Ollie last night he was fucking flemmed!
by Shmelldick July 04, 2020
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