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Flems

A Flems is a noun. You can be a Flems.
You can use Flems after the name "Ems" - Ems Flems.
A Flems is a smol person, very smol person.
She likes Anime a lot, meaning she's a bigass weeb.
She lives mostly of cola zero and gifflar.

She is adorable af and very kind, she likes to dress in pretty dresses, but mostly black. Fifty shades of black. hehe.
woah, Ems Flems is such a weeb - but she's hella cute tho
by iamlaksbackuknow December 12, 2019
mugGet the Flemsmug.

Flem

A common idiot misspelling of "Phlegm", which is "a thick, sticky, stringy mucus produced by the respiratory tract, usually as the result of irritation, inflammation, or infection of the airways."
Dude, bro, I'm coughing up so much flem today.

It's 'phlegm', you imbecile.
by LadyByrd September 22, 2010
mugGet the Flemmug.

Flem

When your cough is chunky
Person 1: “Wow I have quite the flem build up!“

Person 2: “Go get rid of it in the water fountain.”
by Red_cinchilla May 20, 2020
mugGet the Flemmug.

Flemming

Verb. The practice of leaving or depositing your feacal matter in an inappropriate place. eg: Microwave
The dog totally flemminged on the lounge floor." "Dude you got too drunk and got your flemming on in the microwave" "Flemming is disgusting, why would anyone do that?
by Revengewasneversweeter July 27, 2011
mugGet the Flemmingmug.

but flem

when ur taking the girl up the stinker, and u cum in her ass & she farts! voila! u have but flem
by D. Hine September 16, 2003
mugGet the but flemmug.

flem

*hwaaak* ptt
mugGet the flemmug.

flem

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samfundsracist
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samfundstyk
samfundsordblind
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samfundsnoob
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samfundsbillig
samfundsstripper
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ting som flem er
by kevkjaer April 30, 2022
mugGet the flemmug.

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