Flavor-blasted

When a man is getting head and doesn't warn the girl before he cums so it shoots her in the face.

"I didn't have time to tell her I was about to cum so I flavor-blasted that face."

by HeremySnuu December 9, 2020

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

Flavor Blasted

When you get so high you could eat multiple pounds of Goldfish snacks

I smoked last night and I was completely Flavor Blasted.

by PapaJohn18 April 21, 2020

flavor blasted

When you have a sensitive and eat something that gives you bad diarrhea all night long

Hannah i ate cheese and got flavor blasted.

by hanagivesblowjobs September 27, 2015

Flavor Blasted

When someone eats enough cheese flavored snacks to acquire a thick layer of cheese dust on their fingers and then smacks someone on the ass, leaving a cheesy handprints.

"Did you see Tina's butt??? "

"Yeah, she must have gotten flavor blasted by Jeremy. I saw him polish off a bag of Cheetoes a few minutes ago."

by CuriosaFatale March 5, 2018

Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.

The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom

by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022

Flavor Blasted

When a fart is so unfathomably rank that you're able to taste it.

Me: *farts*
Friend: "Woah, that was flavor blasted!"

by flavorblastedturdfarts January 9, 2023