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Something that’s “flat” and “sumbullshit
Bruh that joke was flatsum
Flatsum by Bigboi99995 December 3, 2021
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Flattumed 

Being coerced into staying out later than planned by another friend and drinking more than intended.
I was out for a quick Happy hour and I got Flattumed!
Flattumed by Knblum August 18, 2019
It’s the right given to high school students, that says that if the don’t want to dance a certain style of dancing, they don’t to do it.
Teacher: you have to do it
Student: but I have flasumo
Teacher: oh, okay then
Flasumo by Anna Millen January 12, 2019
that satsuma is the largest thing in your fruit bowl, lets name it fatsuma
fatsuma by sariceua September 20, 2003

Flattummed 

To be Coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
Last night I got Flattummed

To be coerced into staying out way too late and drinking massive amounts of alcohol.
Flattummed by Knblum August 28, 2019
Chuck Norris is a flattum
flattum by Joe Week December 22, 2010

flatsmacked 

When a flat earth conspiracy or conspiracy theorists get shut down with truth and evidence so hard the are embarrassed to even go outside.
Dude Chris got flatsmacked so hard he deleted his TikTok!
flatsmacked by ADHD_Projects July 6, 2023
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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