Flashwad 

Rock climbing term used to characterize ones's strenuous effort put forth into a single climb diminishing all of one's strength and energy. Generally flashwad is achieved on the first attempt of a climb but is also accepted if one's entire wad is blown on any given attempt.

Tomatoe: I can't climb anymore today.
Jbone: why?
Tomatoe: I totally flashwaded swept away and my energy is depleted.

Jbone: woooord???
climbing

Flashwad by Jerrbear hand salve June 18, 2014

fleshwad 

A derogatory name for a human being.

"Dude I am so fucking sick of fleshwads. Everything that is wrong in the world is because of them. And god-damnit, they take forever to make fries!"

-fleshwad in the McDonald's drive-thru

human being detritus misanthrope

fleshwad by theDUDE1992 September 24, 2011

Flashwank 

The act of touching oneself by the only help of your short term memory, after watching a batch of hot images a woman just sent you.

girl: hey, are you at the office now? Look at these pictures of me nude ...

guy: brb

girl: wtf r you doing?

guy: I went to the wc. Flashwanked, thanks btw!

Flashwank by ShadeeSkype November 7, 2011

Flash wad 

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.

He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.

Flash wad by Debt Hope December 8, 2014

Flashware

/ˈflæʃˌwɛər/ — Malicious software that is highly disruptive (such as flashing lights, loud audio, or pop-ups) that does not use the method of most traditional malware and opens instantaneously after giving access.

"When I clicked on that weird link, it gave me flashware."

Flashware by awesomeaccount27922 October 25, 2026