Flashwad

Rock climbing term used to characterize ones's strenuous effort put forth into a single climb diminishing all of one's strength and energy. Generally flashwad is achieved on the first attempt of a climb but is also accepted if one's entire wad is blown on any given attempt.

Tomatoe: I can't climb anymore today.
Jbone: why?
Tomatoe: I totally flashwaded swept away and my energy is depleted.

Jbone: woooord???
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Flashwad by Jerrbear hand salve June 18, 2014

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fleshwad

A derogatory name for a human being.

"Dude I am so fucking sick of fleshwads. Everything that is wrong in the world is because of them. And god-damnit, they take forever to make fries!"

-fleshwad in the McDonald's drive-thru

human being detritus misanthrope

fleshwad by theDUDE1992 September 24, 2011

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Flashwank

The act of touching oneself by the only help of your short term memory, after watching a batch of hot images a woman just sent you.

girl: hey, are you at the office now? Look at these pictures of me nude ...

guy: brb

girl: wtf r you doing?

guy: I went to the wc. Flashwanked, thanks btw!

Flashwank by ShadeeSkype November 7, 2011

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Flash wad

A large, impressive roll of paper money with a few hundreds on the outside and lots of singles on the inside. Used by gamblers, grifters and con artists for impressing rubes that you're a whale of a rich guy.

He always walked into a deal with a flash wad, but walked out making a lot of vague promises and leaving as little of it behind as possible.

Flash wad by Debt Hope December 8, 2014

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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