Flashflood
Flashflood by ausage October 20, 2010
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Testosterone Flashflood
What happens when two or more males suddenly have an overpowering and uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear what happened in the workshop yesterday? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match, and it nearly turned into a full-fledged fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. Total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Testosterone Flashflood by YourNerdyProtagonistGirl January 21, 2012
Southern Oregon Flashflood
Guy: Yo my girl wouldn't get off my dick last night. After two hours I had to pull a Southern Oregon Flashflood!
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
Dude: fucked up your bed didn't you?
Guy: When she got up... GOOSH! all over the place
Southern Oregon Flashflood by andrezen November 12, 2007
Testosterone Flashflood
What happens when two or more males suddenly have an uncontrollable urge to assert their dominance over the other, and innocents are caught in the crossfire.
Adam: Hey, did you hear about what happened yesterday in the workshop? Paul and Logan got into a violent screaming match and almost started a fight!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Austin: Yeah, man, I was there. It was a total testosterone flashflood. A freshman girl freaked out and started crying it was that intense!
Testosterone Flashflood by Jamie Rook January 21, 2012
Flash Flood Dump
When you don't want others in a public restroom to hear your explosive diarrhea. You pucker up and you flush the toilet at the same time while you dump everything you've got. The toilet flush tries to cover your ass blast noise. Also gets rid of some lingering diarrhea smells.
Girl 1: Honey, I had to dump so bad but the bathroom was full and I didn't want to be embarrassed so I had to pull a Flash Flood Dump.
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
Girl 2: Dang I know what you mean hun, last time I did that the toilet cut off before I could stop. It was embarrassing. :/
Flash Flood Dump by The Manchester Molester December 6, 2014
Flash Flood
An exciting event that occurs and thereafter causes a woman's vagina to instantaneously become wetter than a slaughter house floor.
1. Kim,"Jeez Debbie that guy is so sexy."
Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."
2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.
Debbie, "Yeea I just had a flash flood."
2. Fact: Kieth Richard's pelvis gyrations cause women to have flash floods.
Flash Flood by Brett schu June 13, 2010