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a woman with saggy boobies and a really wrinkled up belly, usually the result of having multiple children
Barb should NOT wear that bathing suit she looks like Flap Jacks and Cottage Cheese!!!
by Bob1984 July 25, 2010
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Jul 12 Word of the Day
The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
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by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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