flame-kin 

The accidental act of setting one's penis on fire with lighter fluid.

Guy #1: CALL THE HOSPITAL! I JUST PULLED A FLAME-KIN!
Guy #2: aww, thats not so bad... i once did Barrak Obama... there ain't nothin' worse than that.
Guy #1: Dude... i'm sorry... i didn't know...

flame-kin by Da boggart June 18, 2008

Flame-Kin 

The act of accidentally setting your oenis of fire with lighter fluid.

Guy #1: AHHH! CALL THE HOSPITAL! I JUST DID A FLAME-KIN!
Guy #2: Dude, that nothing... i once had sex with Barrak Obama, and let me tell you, a flame-kin's nothing compared to that.
Guy #1: dude, i'm sorry.. i didn't know
Guy #2: it's okay...

Flame-Kin by Da boggart June 18, 2008

Flame King WIFI 

Known to be the worst WIFI imaginable. Mcdonalds WIFI? Flame King wishes he has this. Cricket? That's his version of 7G. Optimum? Now that's a whole new revolutionary technology for him. If you ever try to play Smash Ultimate with Flame King, just make sure you have a bucket of popcorn with you because that 10 minute match will become a 5 hour stop motion movie.

Guy 1: Bro, why is the game lagging so much. Which one of you has this terrible WIFI?

Guy 2: Not me, I got Verizon.

Guy 3: It's probably Flame King and his well known Flame King WIFI.

Flame King: Well maybe you shouldn't have picked a laggy stage. (Trying to shift the blame, clearly failing).

Flame King WIFI by medgear March 14, 2025

National Flame king day 

The day flame didn't win a single round in super smash brothers ultimate on 12/8/24.

Guy: Happy National Flame king day!

Guy 2: What's that?

Guy : I don't know, some kid lost in smash ultimate that day

National Flame king day by medgear December 9, 2024

Flare King 

Usually an idiot who plays dumb games for little kids such as unturned and is only global staff

Ex. Man... is that a Flare King on unturned?

Flare King by LoxtonJoel April 19, 2018