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Flaky ass 

When you don't wipe your ass for 2 days your anus will get flaky!
David - "playing video game"
Mom - boi you haven't got up in 2 days! Go wipe your flaky ass!
David - its not a phase mom!
Flaky ass by Scoot104 April 24, 2019

Flake Ass 

A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.
Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.
Flake Ass by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010

flake ass bitch

Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."
Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"

Shitty ass flake 

Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison”
Shitty ass flake by Madssawy January 2, 2021

soggy ass corn flake 

Generally used to describe a dirty redneck woman that has let herself go to hell. fat and saggy at a young age. soggy ass because she is squishy and grossly saggy, corn flake because she is pasty like a corn flake
yo! i got dis soggy ass corn flake on me! she wants me to be her babies daddy!
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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