A person that makes plans with someone and ditches them to hang out with other people.
Hey you hanging out Joe Cabana tonight? No he's a Flake Ass.
by Bob Dennis December 4, 2010
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Someone who lives in a shed and don't come over when they say " Hey, I'm coming over."
Jenna: " Be there soon"
Cody: " OK cool"

Jenna: "............."
Cody : "Where you at?"
Jenna: "..............."
Cody: " flake ass bitch"
by Notaflakeassbitch March 12, 2017
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Dried cum which surrounds the anal region after sex.
I rocked the poo palace last night and woke up to a bed full of ass flakes.


Remember that chick last night? I did'nt know whether to eat the ass flakes or the grilled cheese this morning.

by F.O.C. (Federation of Cock) September 29, 2006
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by Your Co worker June 12, 2019
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The act of taking a bowl of banana corn flakes and jizzing over it then mixing it in thoroughly. Once done, pour the bowl of flakes in a bitches ass crack and let it maranate for several days. Then take a rusty spork and scoop out the baked flakes. Once done put the flakes into a fancy bowl, and take the bitch and lactate her tittys for some milk. Then let the flakes get soggy in the bowl and then stur and enjoy!
Tyler enjoys titty sprinkles on his crusty banana ass flakes.

A Real OG: "Yo nigga my bitch let me make some crusty bannana ass flakes"

The Nigga: "FO REALLLZZZZZ?!?!?!?!"
by ThatJimmyRustler May 31, 2014
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Bro if someone calls you this they have no friends.
“Your really throwing out a good friendship for a shitty ass flake madison
by Madssawy January 3, 2021
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