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L.A. Flakers 

An elite team of professional flake artists whom never follow through on things they commit to.
Charles said he would be here at eight o'clock!? He flakes out so much he must play for the L.A. Flakers.
L.A. Flakers by cmeuse July 18, 2011

Khorne Flakes 

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.
Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

flakesican 

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.
I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.
flakesican by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017

temmie flakes 

an orignal breakfast
this morning i had temmie flakes. i have AIDS now
temmie flakes by lego adam November 8, 2016

coco flakes 

When the girl gets wet during sex and all her excess wetness dries and flakes off during penetration and falls onto the bed.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and after we finished there were coco flakes all over my sheets.
coco flakes by Cocobutter February 4, 2015

Temmie Flakes 

Temmie Flakes! An original breakfast! Temmie Flakes! It's so good, you can't taste it! Temmie Flakes! Don't forget to digest it! Temmie Flakes in your mouth! (Part of a complete breakfast)
*Tem sayz Temmie Flakes is gud!
*It's just torn up pieces of coloured construction paper.
Temmie Flakes by A nerdy geek January 23, 2017