Flagwit

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Label reserved for individuals of exceptionally low intelligence who are also extreme nationalists, specifically when they are obsessed more with the iconography of the country than the state/running of the country itself.

A combination of flag and wit, derived from the words Flagshagger and Fuckwit.

Granny: I'm not getting that heart surgery, I'm on an NHS 400,000 person 2 year waiting list.

FW: That's nice, look at mah new St Georges cross shirt, nice innit, hand stitched in Laos!
Granny: How did my lineage produce such a flagwit?

Flagwit by Grifft April 17, 2025

Words you can keep

Flatwit

Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.

That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit

Flatwit by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018

Related Words

Flagwit • flag without the l • Flaggit • flagit • fagwithabag • Fagwit • fagwittage • flaggitt • Flagitigeezer • flagitious squab

Fagwit

A cross between a fag-fuckwit.

Someone who is both gay and acts like a complete fool, and this person is someone you would gladly shove a horse's penis up his arse (see Mr Hands) in order to kill him!

"Oh have you seen derek?"
"No, he's a complete fagwit..."
"Oh FML."

Fagwit by CatPacksFudge May 4, 2010

Flaggit

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

Flaggit by Jeff D April 22, 2003

fagwithabag

Any person who carries a backpack with them at all times. Even when showering, masterbating, eating or just hanging a shit.

Many of these creatures are dangerous, and oddly could be green in colour. Approach with caution and do NOT feed them.

They travel in packs like wolves. Also, women and men alike die to be with them because they're so cool with their sunglasses.

Some guy: "Whoa watch out guys, that's Johnny N! He's a fagwithabag!"

Some girl: "Ohh.. he's so dreamy.."

fagwithabag by fbutt July 6, 2005

Flagitigeezer

A new substitute for "awesome" and also used for desribing a person in a good way.

I am a flagitigeezer.
That man is a flagitigeezer.
How can I be a Flagitigeezer?

Flagitigeezer by Flagiti February 15, 2008

flaggit

a member of color guard

The flaggits make the marching show all the better.

flaggit by caitlin92 June 12, 2006

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026