Flagwit

Label reserved for individuals of exceptionally low intelligence who are also extreme nationalists, specifically when they are obsessed more with the iconography of the country than the state/running of the country itself.

A combination of flag and wit, derived from the words Flagshagger and Fuckwit.

Granny: I'm not getting that heart surgery, I'm on an NHS 400,000 person 2 year waiting list.

FW: That's nice, look at mah new St Georges cross shirt, nice innit, hand stitched in Laos!
Granny: How did my lineage produce such a flagwit?

Flagwit by Grifft April 17, 2025

Flatwit 

Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.

That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit

Flatwit by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018

Fagwit 

A cross between a fag-fuckwit.

Someone who is both gay and acts like a complete fool, and this person is someone you would gladly shove a horse's penis up his arse (see Mr Hands) in order to kill him!

"Oh have you seen derek?"
"No, he's a complete fagwit..."
"Oh FML."

Fagwit by CatPacksFudge May 4, 2010

Flaggit 

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

Flaggit by Jeff D April 22, 2003

fagwithabag

Any person who carries a backpack with them at all times. Even when showering, masterbating, eating or just hanging a shit.

Many of these creatures are dangerous, and oddly could be green in colour. Approach with caution and do NOT feed them.

They travel in packs like wolves. Also, women and men alike die to be with them because they're so cool with their sunglasses.

Some guy: "Whoa watch out guys, that's Johnny N! He's a fagwithabag!"

Some girl: "Ohh.. he's so dreamy.."

fagwithabag by fbutt July 6, 2005

Flagitigeezer

A new substitute for "awesome" and also used for desribing a person in a good way.

I am a flagitigeezer.
That man is a flagitigeezer.
How can I be a Flagitigeezer?

Flagitigeezer by Flagiti February 15, 2008

flaggit 

a member of color guard

The flaggits make the marching show all the better.

flaggit by caitlin92 June 12, 2006