Flagwit

Label reserved for individuals of exceptionally low intelligence who are also extreme nationalists, specifically when they are obsessed more with the iconography of the country than the state/running of the country itself.

A combination of flag and wit, derived from the words Flagshagger and Fuckwit.

Granny: I'm not getting that heart surgery, I'm on an NHS 400,000 person 2 year waiting list.

FW: That's nice, look at mah new St Georges cross shirt, nice innit, hand stitched in Laos!
Granny: How did my lineage produce such a flagwit?

by Grifft April 17, 2025

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Flatwit

Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.

That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit

by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018

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Fagwit

A cross between a fag-fuckwit.

Someone who is both gay and acts like a complete fool, and this person is someone you would gladly shove a horse's penis up his arse (see Mr Hands) in order to kill him!

"Oh have you seen derek?"
"No, he's a complete fagwit..."
"Oh FML."

by CatPacksFudge May 4, 2010

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Flaggit

Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.

The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.

by Jeff D April 22, 2003

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fagwithabag

Any person who carries a backpack with them at all times. Even when showering, masterbating, eating or just hanging a shit.

Many of these creatures are dangerous, and oddly could be green in colour. Approach with caution and do NOT feed them.

They travel in packs like wolves. Also, women and men alike die to be with them because they're so cool with their sunglasses.

Some guy: "Whoa watch out guys, that's Johnny N! He's a fagwithabag!"

Some girl: "Ohh.. he's so dreamy.."

by fbutt July 6, 2005

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