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Label reserved for individuals of exceptionally low intelligence who are also extreme nationalists, specifically when they are obsessed more with the iconography of the country than the state/running of the country itself.

A combination of flag and wit, derived from the words Flagshagger and Fuckwit.
Granny: I'm not getting that heart surgery, I'm on an NHS 400,000 person 2 year waiting list.

FW: That's nice, look at mah new St Georges cross shirt, nice innit, hand stitched in Laos!
Granny: How did my lineage produce such a flagwit?
Flagwit by Grifft April 17, 2025
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Anyone adhering to the idea that planet earth is flat, despite all evidence to the contrary.
That Nathan guy is a real Flatwit
Flatwit by Nathan Tampoon October 6, 2018
A cross between a fag-fuckwit.

Someone who is both gay and acts like a complete fool, and this person is someone you would gladly shove a horse's penis up his arse (see Mr Hands) in order to kill him!
"Oh have you seen derek?"
"No, he's a complete fagwit..."
"Oh FML."
Fagwit by CatPacksFudge May 4, 2010
Someone that puts an American Flag and/or some Sports franchise flag on their car when they drive around for everyone to see.
The Flaggit in that Ford Expedition must be a Lakers fan.
Flaggit by Jeff D April 22, 2003

fagwithabag

Any person who carries a backpack with them at all times. Even when showering, masterbating, eating or just hanging a shit.

Many of these creatures are dangerous, and oddly could be green in colour. Approach with caution and do NOT feed them.

They travel in packs like wolves. Also, women and men alike die to be with them because they're so cool with their sunglasses.
Some guy: "Whoa watch out guys, that's Johnny N! He's a fagwithabag!"

Some girl: "Ohh.. he's so dreamy.."
fagwithabag by fbutt July 6, 2005

Flagitigeezer

A new substitute for "awesome" and also used for desribing a person in a good way.
I am a flagitigeezer.
That man is a flagitigeezer.
How can I be a Flagitigeezer?
Flagitigeezer by Flagiti February 15, 2008
The flaggits make the marching show all the better.
flaggit by caitlin92 June 12, 2006
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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A slang term for GLP-1 medications(like Ozempic, Wegovy, Mounjaro, etc.), usually referring to their appetite-killing, weight-loss, or “I forgot to eat” effects rather than the medical details.

Usage:
* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”

Notes:
Not a brand name—just shorthand for the whole GLP-1 wave. Frequently shows up in online jokes, gym talk, and group chats where people pretend they’re *totally* doing it naturally.
“I’m not dieting, I’m just on that glippy.”
“Ever since the glippy hit, food feels optional.”
“That summer body? Yeah, glippy assisted.”
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