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flag pole 

When a person passes out drunk and you stick a broom stick in their ass. It sticks up like a flag pole. Adding a real flag is optional.
I passed out lastnight and the bastards gave me a flag pole!
flag pole by bizzach April 11, 2005

sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating
JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"
sanding the flag pole by Schizzna October 22, 2008

Akward Flag Pole 

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.
After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.
Akward Flag Pole by Caboose1 December 12, 2009

flag pole 

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.
My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.
flag pole by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

lickin the flag pole 

Licking the Flag Pole places the partners on their sides with the receiving partner placing their lower thigh under the head of their performing partner, while the upper leg points to the sky - hence Flag Pole. This position really opens up the groin area and is a big hit for the additional hand stimulation that can be provided.

squicky flag pole 

When receiving a blow job you squick out a long fart!