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Flag Poled 

To have anal sex and the giver lifts the receiver off of his/her feet by only using the erect penis.
Me and my friend Emani were having great anal sex then he flag poled me and took me to another part of the room.
Flag Poled by Anny B. March 12, 2007
Words you can keep

flag pole 

When a person passes out drunk and you stick a broom stick in their ass. It sticks up like a flag pole. Adding a real flag is optional.
I passed out lastnight and the bastards gave me a flag pole!
flag pole by bizzach April 11, 2005

sanding the flag pole

playing with oneself/ masterbating
JR spent the day "Sanding The Flag Pole"
sanding the flag pole by Schizzna October 22, 2008

Akward Flag Pole 

It's when one person puts their fisted hands on top of eachother to make the pole. Another person then puts their hand on top of "the pole" and makes a flag and waves it. It's used in akward or just randomly to get some laughs. Also done when everyone starts doing different kind of akward things, like the akward turtle, blowjob, moose, etc.
After Johhny made his comment we all started doing different akward things, me and Jamie did the akward flag pole to the amusement of everyone.
Akward Flag Pole by Caboose1 December 12, 2009

flag pole 

An anal retentive person; A person who has a pole up their ass.
My professor won't let you into the class, five minutes after class has started. He is such a flag pole.
flag pole by Brown Eyed Girl June 4, 2005

lickin the flag pole 

Licking the Flag Pole places the partners on their sides with the receiving partner placing their lower thigh under the head of their performing partner, while the upper leg points to the sky - hence Flag Pole. This position really opens up the groin area and is a big hit for the additional hand stimulation that can be provided.
lickin the flag pole by uber muffdiver September 29, 2012

squicky flag pole 

When receiving a blow job you squick out a long fart!
More from Urban Dictionary

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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