flacid

What some people (KK) call a soft dick

"Dude my girl couldn't get me up, I was just so flacid."

by ciddoxxavius December 18, 2007

flacid

when your nights a flop

"man that party was pretty flacid"

by dikhead7! October 12, 2008

flacid

Loose.
acronym- erect

Big... Flacid... Sausage-Penis.

Dude his penis is very big and flacid.

by whoo April 12, 2005

flacid

Acronym for Failed Lovers Against Caller ID. Pronounced "flaccid."

by zooa November 3, 2003

Flacid February

The month of February where the person to last the longest without a boner wins. A parody of the popular No Nut November. The two exclusions from the competition is Morning Wood, and other incels and faggots grabbing you.

Steve:”I’m doing Flacid February this year”
John:”That’s impossible to win”

by Geykumes Foreskin December 4, 2018

flacid pancake

Anyway ther way to say “limp bizkit”

Localization team: how are we going to avoid copyright??
Intern: flacid pancake

by GenosCyborg August 6, 2023

Mid flacid

The point where, your dick isn’t soft but it isn’t rock hard. Usually when it’s not popping out but it has a shape

Yo that mans bumped into Emily, he’s midflacid now

Mid flacid, when you are hard but not hard

by Ikerthelord December 23, 2018