1. Exclamation used to indicate disgust in one's excessively lazy lifestyle.
2. Adjective used to describe a person who is habitually excessive, particularly in relation to food and drink, but also in relation to drugs, lethargy, and general sloth.
"Don't get to close to Vincent's flabnasty mom. She'll chew your arm off! Flabnasty!"
A state of astonishment, particularly among the overweight and obese.
1. Oprah was utterly flabbygasted when her husband timidly told her she had "put on a few".
2. When Britney got on the scales after a night of cheesecake and prawns, she was well and truly flabbygasted.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'