premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."