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jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.
"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

Jizzle fizzle 

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.
“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night”
Jizzle fizzle by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

FizzlePizzle

When a extra girthy "Pixy Stick" is propelled where the light don't shine.
I picked my kid up from the carnival and she left the pixy stick in the car, when I dropped her off at her friends house things got a little freaky.

The pixy stick got stuck up in my hole and when I flatulence it caused a FizzlePizzle
FizzlePizzle by Nebraska Killer October 26, 2022

fizzledizzlemashizzle 

A term used to show a large amount of excitement within a group of large darker skinned peoe
YO THATS FIZZLEDIZZLEMASHIZZLE
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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