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jizz fizzler

premature ejaculator;
to hump a girl's leg, jizz in your pants, lick her face, and then proceed to leave the premises...SAM
a dude who pops the cork before the champagne is chilled
a male plagued with the embarrassing defect of shooting off his gun before the order to fire is given
Guy 1: Did you hear about Sam last night?
Guy 2: You mean the Teri thing?
Guy 1: Yeah, that guy's a jizz fizzler
Guy 2: I know. He blew his load in his pants before she even had her top off.

Jizzle Fizzle 

When you've reached the peak of being jizzmatic and now considered a legend amongst those who are uncool.
1. I wish I was funky like a jizzle fizzle funk.

2. This crowd sucks! Let's hit them with some jizzle fizzle funk.

Jizzle with a Fizzle

To put cocaine on the head of a penis and snort it off.
"Man I feel tired. Sure wish you could pull out your dick and give me a jizzle with a fizzle.

Jizzle fizzle 

The act of cumming in to a bottle of Canada Dry at the moment of climax and drinking it afterwards.
“This Canada Dry tastes weird.

That’s because I pulled a jizzle fizzle last night
Jizzle fizzle by Gaylord yessir February 8, 2022

FizzlePizzle

When a extra girthy "Pixy Stick" is propelled where the light don't shine.
I picked my kid up from the carnival and she left the pixy stick in the car, when I dropped her off at her friends house things got a little freaky.

The pixy stick got stuck up in my hole and when I flatulence it caused a FizzlePizzle
FizzlePizzle by Nebraska Killer October 26, 2022

fizzledizzlemashizzle 

A term used to show a large amount of excitement within a group of large darker skinned peoe
YO THATS FIZZLEDIZZLEMASHIZZLE