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A person who oozes the "pink-eye" out of his arse. Has only one ball and one working leg. Has nothing to his name only one childs sleeping bag. Has a tendency to be aroused by cabbage and rabbits and likes to be alone.

Can also be a sewer rat.
Wow, me eye is Killing me after that Fitzharris
by fish titties February 15, 2009
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