fishwife

a slag that is always shouting and generally being a loud slut.

woman: get your arse down here blood
Man: fuck you fishwife, you man mongering whore!
Woman: and?
Man: chavette

by Alice-Cooper July 04, 2005

fishwife

a slang term for a male homosexual's wife

Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.

by Dave Hoff April 29, 2005

fishwife

An insufferable person who insists on marrying himself in the presence of a celebrity ghost.

Larry the Cable Guy, in the presence of the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell and her magpie familiar would be considered a fishwife.

by Joe Quinn March 01, 2008

fishwifes chore

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.

by Jace Jaxon August 11, 2009