fishwife

a slag that is always shouting and generally being a loud slut.

woman: get your arse down here blood
Man: fuck you fishwife, you man mongering whore!
Woman: and?
Man: chavette

by Alice-Cooper July 16, 2005

fishwife

a slang term for a male homosexual's wife

Melissa is married to Steve, but she's a fishwife, cuz everyone knows Steve sucks cock like a hoover.

by Dave Hoff April 28, 2005

fishwife

An insufferable person who insists on marrying himself in the presence of a celebrity ghost.

Larry the Cable Guy, in the presence of the ghost of Rosie O'Donnell and her magpie familiar would be considered a fishwife.

by Joe Quinn February 29, 2008

fishwives' tale

story or talk that one cannot believe in; incredible story or talk.

Dude A: Once I met a tiger in a jungle. As soon as I raised my hand to hit him, he ran away.
Dude B: That's a fishwives' tale. Ha! Ha! Ha!

by uttam maharjan September 25, 2011

fish wife

A man or woman who collects other people's gossip and spreads it around to all and sundry.

To gossip like an old fish wife

by MalonsMilk June 11, 2006

fish wife

Dirty old woman, who needs scrapped for a new hot young girlfriend.

Cotton Hill scrapped Tilly Hill for his new gf

by Dizzel April 27, 2005

fishwifes chore

A fishwife's chore is the sexual act of slitting open a straight wound in a females cheek with a sharp edged tool (a knife), as a male, and then proceeding to penetrate this wound with your erect penis until climax, for sexual pleasure.

This sexual act is most popularly thought to be no more than an urban legend, although it has a following amongst perverts and extreme fetishists who dabble in such materials as snuff videos and the like.

Person 1: OMG did you see that sick shit that I found on the internet? I forwarded it to you the other day...

Person 2: Oh that fishwifes chore thing? Fucking disgusting...he cut open her cheek and fucked it!

Person 1: He should be hung publically! Dirty bastard.

by Jace Jaxon August 10, 2009