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Fish Story 

A story told in order to cast the teller in a favourable light. Exaggeration is a key part of this.
Tom, "I caught this fish on Saturday, must have been like 40 pounds"

Jason, "that sounds like such a fish story dude, it was totally a minot"

Jason "I was with these 5 hot chicks and they were totally into me...bla bla bla"

Tommy, "fish story dude, u were totally pissed and swore at 3 fat girls, and then you got thrown out of the club".
Fish Story by Tommy10 February 20, 2009

osama fish story 

When somebody brags about catching a huge record breaking trophy fish, and then throwing it back into the sea. You just have to believe them. From the Obama Administration's claim that they got Osama, and then they buried him at sea so he will never be seen again. You just have to believe them.
John bragged that he caught a record breaking marlin that was so huge that it HAD to have been a record breaker, however, he released it back into the sea. You just had to have been there. WHAT AN OSAMA FISH STORY!!!!
osama fish story by pmetrus May 29, 2011

fish store 

A brothel, namely because the whores' vaginas smell like fish. See also fishmonger
"I hit up the fish store last night"
"perv"
fish store by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Fishtory 

When someone has a reputation for being with girls that have a fishy smelling "taco"
I was going to go out with him but then I found out that he has a lot of fishtory and I couldn't do it.
Fishtory by I am Multiplied December 19, 2022

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026