Firgin

A Firgin is a Fake Virgin. What a person would say when they don't want to admit they aren't a virgin and have a moral obligation against lying. (to parents, grandparents, people they're dating, etc...)

Shawn: "Erin, I heard you were pregnant"

Erin: "I can't be pregnant, I'm a firgin" (Crosses fingers and hopes he didn't hear the "F")

by kerrtography April 29, 2009

Firgin

A french virgin. A frenchman of which will never get past below the neck kissing-
Thomas' bird named Dick gets more chicks than a frigin

He didn't get fuk from Venus, now he aint getting fuk from Nat- My nibba gonna die a firgin

by ViolaticVio December 30, 2018

firgin

firgin is a penis plant that grows up north.

I want to eat firgin with your parents

When i met her she wasn't really into firgin things but she opened her mouth and gave in.

I want to make sweet firgin in your pants. with my penis plant.

by wartoon July 4, 2008

Firgin

A Firgin is someone who has never fapped before in their life, and in some cases saving themselves for marriage. (Fabstinence)

Look at Joey over there bro he's a fucking Firgin, eww what a twat.

by nickrcole October 31, 2015

Firgin

Someone who looks like a burger and is a virgin

lmao that kid is such a virgin and burger lmaooo... he also smells bad. that kid is definitely a firgin

by jma123 March 4, 2023

Chekhov’s Firing Squad

A Chekhov’s Firing Squad is when a TV show or movie has almost no plot in the first several episodes, and then proceeds to pull all triggers at once. The way that this turns out is a show feeling bland, with presumably filler episodes for most of the season, though these episode actually build foreshadowing and silent plot. These small, unnoticed details go completely unheard or said, until they all hit you at once like a freight train.

“Bro, that show was a Chekhov’s Firing Squad!”

by Theomunstroa May 20, 2023

Firing the Surgeon General

<verb> The act of masturbating. To masturbate. {obsolete: named after Minnie Joycelyn Elders (born August 13, 1933), the United States Surgeon General from September 8, 1993 to December 31, 1994, who was forced to resign after remarking that she thought it would be appropriate to teach masturbation as an alternative to engaging in riskier sexual behavior.}

George's girlfriend's been on the rag so he's in the bathroom firing the Surgeon General.

by Android May 2, 2006