Firepool 

Phoenetics: fire /ˈfʌɪə/ - pool /pu l/

Origin: Originated from the former South African President, Jacob Zuma's attempt at avoiding violation of the South African constitution, when he failed to repay R4 million of government money spent on his swimming pool at his private home, the Nkandla compound.

Noun: A 'firepool' is a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source, according to former South African President, Jacob Zuma.

Boshoff: "Oh no, I'm on fire!"
Milene: "Ow no, if only you had a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source!"
Narrator: "If only Boshoff had a firepool like Milene's family. Hint, hint..."

Firepool by Lienkie February 10, 2019

fire pool 

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.

Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.

fire pool by fiend31 February 19, 2014

firepole 

1. The act of lighting a wooden pole on fire and inserting it into an orifice. 2. The act of getting so many std's your penis is red and firey and then sticking it inside a woman, or man, or transexual

i firepoled your mom so hard she bled

firepole by Alycia Marie March 31, 2008

firepooper1239 

a person that can drag everyone in a debate and drags poor bitches

omg you are such a firepooper1239

firepooper1239 by jjoon December 21, 2021

rusty firepole 

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

rusty firepole by JPnEB May 24, 2008