Firepool

Phoenetics: fire /ˈfʌɪə/ - pool /pu l/

Origin: Originated from the former South African President, Jacob Zuma's attempt at avoiding violation of the South African constitution, when he failed to repay R4 million of government money spent on his swimming pool at his private home, the Nkandla compound.

Noun: A 'firepool' is a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source, according to former South African President, Jacob Zuma.

Boshoff: "Oh no, I'm on fire!"
Milene: "Ow no, if only you had a multi-purpose swimming pool which doubles as a fire safety water source!"
Narrator: "If only Boshoff had a firepool like Milene's family. Hint, hint..."

Firepool by Lienkie February 10, 2019

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fire pool

A compulsory security feature for any thatched palatial homestead in rural Kwazulu Natal used for dousing a blaze caused by the excessive expulsion of hot air from an army of ANC spin doctors. It bears a strong resemblance to an ornate swimming pool costing the South African taxpayers millions of rand.

Jacob Zuma went for a dip in his fire pool after a tiring and sweaty sex session with one of his wives.

fire pool by fiend31 February 19, 2014

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fire pool • firepole • firepooper1239 • rusty firepole

firepole

1. The act of lighting a wooden pole on fire and inserting it into an orifice. 2. The act of getting so many std's your penis is red and firey and then sticking it inside a woman, or man, or transexual

i firepoled your mom so hard she bled

firepole by Alycia Marie March 31, 2008

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firepooper1239

a person that can drag everyone in a debate and drags poor bitches

omg you are such a firepooper1239

firepooper1239 by jjoon December 21, 2021

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rusty firepole

seen during anal sex when someone hasn't quite cleaned themselves properly

Man, I was reamin' this chick's ass out last week and when I pulled my shit out it looked like a rusty firepole

rusty firepole by JPnEB May 24, 2008

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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